OH NOES!

I have been informed by my stalker, Jonny, that my turtles aren't turtles at all. They are tortoises.

BUT! THIS IS NOT NECESSARILY SO!

These "tortoises" didn't like the way their government was running the place, so they REBELLED! And joined the Turtle alliance.

First they protested:

But that proved to be ineffective.

AND SO THEY DECIDED TO FORM THE NOT-SO-MUTANT NINJA TURTLE ALLIANCE!



Thus, the Tortoises were honorary Turtles.

THEN END.
(Until next time... Muahahhahaha!)